Miao miao!

Its been a while since I last post anything at Squeaky Land! Malicious here is giving me pressure with his stinking feet! lolz!!! Received an email from a colleague two days ago and thought I might as well share it with you guys!
Cute and creative!!



Miao listening to Stevie Wonder...yeaeyeyeyeyeyeaaaaaaaiii!



Miao listening to HOUSE music



Miao listening to Metal!!!!! Huaaaaaaa huaaaaaaa!!!



Miao listening to Hip Hop



Miao listening to GANGSTA RAP



Miao listening to Techno(on Ecstasy) "I can fly!"

Public Transportation

It really has been a while since I last rode either the LRT, Monorail, take a bus or even take a cab (unless I was overseas, of course). Ever had any bad experiences while taking these alternative modes of transportation? Or rather, have you given any bad experiences to anyone while you were terrorizing/stalking the service? I know it has happened to me both ways. Let me give you 2 scenarios, and you may decide for yourself for both cases whether I was terrorizing people, or people were terrorizing me:

Scenario 1:

I was in the Putra LRT, on my way to KL Pasar Seni station from PJ after school so that I could get to Kasturi for Physics tuition class on a sunny Thursday afternoon. Naturally, afternoons were packed with students and working class alike, all headed to their respective destinations. I stood at the corner near the door of the train, so that I could lean and exit the train easily once I get to Pasar Seni. A woman was standing in front of me, at about the distance of 4 feet away. However impossible it may sound, I actually fell asleep while standing! It would have looked or sounded like an impressive feat for a person to sleep while standing, but not when his feet gave way 5 minutes while at it. So on I went, stumbling forward to regain balance to a good distance of 3 and 1/2 feet. Whola, I opened my eyes to catch a glimpse of the woman, who was then 1/2 a foot away from me now, eyes wide opened clutching her handbag while uttering a loud gasp. Regaining my composure, Iapologised and quietly trotted back to the corner I was at. Next thing I knew, that woman started walking to the other end of the train and as I peered, she stood at 'the end of the train'...

Scenario 2:

I was taking a bus from SS3 after school to get to KL Pasar Seni (yep, different mode of public transportation and a different kind of harassment occured). The bus takes a route which passes Sungai Way, and some middle aged haggard looking man came on board. He took his seat next to mine (my good looks? I would live to regret saying this if I did prior to the incident which was to take place, fatefully...). Initially he kept quiet, then started to make small talk with me. "Ok", I said to myself, "What's wrong with chatting with a middle-aged man, even though he looked haggard and dirty?". We talked for a while, and while we were at it, he took my right hand and said "Wow, your 'thing' is quite long!". As a boy in school, I knew exactly what he meant, and he didn't mean anything good at all... he started talking about things like gay conventions, gay orgees, gay partners, gays and their issues in Malaysia...not that it wasn't informative, it was too informative to the point he said he was interested in me. Of course, I declined impolitely! When I finally reached my destination, I stood up and asked him to let me pass since he was sitting on the outside of the seat. He refused and so I forced my way out. Having that, he exclaimed "Oh, you're so strong and rough, I like...". Now, can you imagine a red-faced Malicious frustratedly stomping of the bus with every other passenger staring at me and the bastard?

Stop laughing! Look at this cute picture instead:

How I get my Kicksss

Srsly, you've never felt the joy of tapau-ing, especially when you're in top form, and you kickss are fast like crazy! Ok, maybe not that fast, but tricking is important in helping your kickss land in. Sure, I've been kicked many times, on my head, my face, my mouth....even where the sun don't shine. I tell you, it is this kind of kicks that you don't wanna get. Even for a seasoned person like *ehem* myself, I get kicked 'where it matters' once in a while, and it ain't no walk in the park....this usually happens when you're partnered with guys who are about to go into seniorhood, and they tend to be very aggresive during sparring. As seniors, we are not compelled to strike them that hard, so we have to restrict our offense. First thing you know, you're toying with them, next thing that happens *pap* your groin hurts, your stomache hurts, your pride is shattered!!

So, I learnt my lessons not to employ high kicks the first thing in an attack combo. You'd never know if your opponent might decide to give you a lower front kick which tends to land on the wrong places. These days, a few trick punches do the trick in distracting attention. You follow up with a killer high kick to the face like this:

That is of course, if your opponent ain't too tall, otherwise vice versa might happen! You don't wanna look like this in front of your master... ya...rly.

O RLY?

After having seen a meme page for the movie 300, I came across the Internet Slang, which was forwarded to me by Marvin. But firstly, please find the link for the meme, which provided me with much laughter, and sharing it with some other people caused even more laughter!

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/2209617.html?page=2

One of the pictures had Xerxes putting his godlike hands on Leonidas' shoulder. Midway, an owl appears and says "O RLY?", and Xerxes says "Ya RLY". I suppose this what prompted Marvin to check out the slang O RLY on Wikipedia, which churned out 3 other slangs, being Ya RLY, NO WAI, and SRSLY. Check it out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_RLY%3F

If you're too lazy to read, here's a summary:

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Hi people, I am up to my Malicious self once again, but this time, you shan't find any pictures intact with this post. What's come to the world, you say? Nothing much I'd say. Everyday, many occurences take place, so what difference would it make if I said that the world has changed? The world changes daily, so there is no significance in having me tell you that the world is not the same as it was before. Here's a Q&A session:

Q: How many people have you tapau-ed since you started your streak of wins?
A: Let's see...1,2,3...4,5,6...7!

Lucky number seven, eh? Lost? Call 1800-666-GOT-LOST, heh heh! There are 2 possibilities that may take place when you dial that number:

1. I'd pick up, tell you what that meant (if you don't already know) and we'll all be happy and gay.
2. *operator sound in the background saying* "Nombor yang anda dail, tidak ada dalam perkhidmatan. The number you have dialled, is not in service".

The latter will most probably take place...

When you're fat, ugly, and in need of someone to care for you...

Ah yes, it's time to kick back after a hard day's work at site and office alike. Lately, I am a little tired from all the running around I've been doing. I wish to be doing something technical, instead of administrative work, which I am oh so bored of. Where is the sense of having an engineer do so much paperwork and being responsible for an account? Argh, and not everyone is totally cooperative all the time. It's difficult being the middle man....

So, I've come up with some ways of having people pamper me! Yes, that is if you have that special someone to give you a massage where your tired arms and shoulders have been busy attending to all the repairing and commissioning the whole day.

Next, get that special someone to give you a big hug and a huge kiss on the cheek! That way, you'll not only be rejuvenated physically after the massage, you'll also feel emotionally assured! Good eh?Then at least, you'll be happy, like this big and chubby looking fellow below here. Ain't he smart looking? Well, do not despair, my 'not-attached' friends! Even if you do not have a significant other half to do all the pampering, fortunately you can DIY!! Go sit on the couch and watch TV if you wanna, but most importantly or rather more appropriately for you working class blokes, snuggle into your comfortable beds and dream off into neverland.... (oh, please don't end up in netherworld, just kidding!) ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.......

Sickness strikes

The CNY season is over, and it's time the sickness haunted us for all the sinful meals we ate, along with all the soft drinks, peanuts, crackers and fried delicacies we so greedily consumed in times of 'prosperity' (which would refer to your tummy of course, for bulging out like a great big balloon after stuffing it with the above mentioned food stuff). Most of you will only fall sick with sore throat and flu after all the gluttony, but it worked otherwise for me. I had my cough 3 weeks ago, right before CNY week, oh bummer! I did not consume a lot of fried delicacies, neither did I eat a lot of nuts (ok, maybe some when I was visiting Serene during the weekend). Up till now, I am still coughing! Why? I took medication, although not prescribe from a doctor, bt it was good enough... and yet...

Heck, I even lost my voice last week, and my was it torturous! Everyone who heard my voice had a good laugh, that's for sure! Even I felt it was funny! Well, I was fed-up of restricting my diet when I still don't get any better, so I had a huge serving of vanilla ice cream on Wednesday (well, the menu says Vanilla milkshake, but it really looked more like ice cream)! But whenever we're ill, it is always nice to someone care for you, be it your mother, your father... even your fat sibling (Linx very manja me wan ar everytime I'm sick, haha)! If you have a significant other half, it will be very nice to include him/her in your list. That way, you can manja a lot like this poor dog here!

But then, what happens when both of you are sick at the same time? Probably either one of you got it from the other, lol! Hope you've had a great week!

Wealthy and healthy

Hello everyone! It's the 9th day of CNY, and I wish everyone a very prosperous and joyous CNY! I'm sure you ate a lot, played a lot, spent a lot, and pau a lot, played cards a lot, laughed a lot, guzzled beer a lot, slept a lot, chat a lot, and perhaps lazed a lot...

I know now what it means to be in the year of the pig once again, for all I seem to care about these days are sleeping, eating, playing...all the main traits which people seem to only see in pigs. I was pretty much content with the way things were for the past week, all but one thing that is. Now, I have transformed into this!

I hope you look the same too, so it's time to burn the fat and get back in shape, y'all!

Movement to Google account

Hi everybody! I've changed to using Google account from today onwards. It's alright...if you're too busy, you don't have to create a new account and leave all the postings to me, haha!

Looking good.... Or stupid??

You know, there were times I felt that I actually looked good. Yes, I can be narcissistic quite often. Then again, when I was in the hotel that day and saw the reflection from the glass door, I didn't really like what I saw. The side of my face, or rather my side profile was something I ain't proud of, especially when I have a bulging nose! However, according to the Chinese, having a big nose is actually good (but not big nostrils, sorry folks).

There were also times I try to make myself look good in front of the mirror, but no matter how I try, I look silly nevertheless! But at least I don't look as silly as this: Anyway, I can stand tall and proud, cos I've got what it takes, right? Yeah, that's what everyone should be believeing about themselves. It'll be a boost to ya' self esteem, mate! Do it like he does: Have a good future ahead!

Ailuropoda melanoleuca

Hi! You must be wondering which animal this scientific name refers to. No, don't go google it!! Allow me to give a brief explanation, or rather provide a description of this...mysterious name.

In fact, I can even use your appearance to describe it! Alright, here's the situation. You have an exam to sit for the next day, and you haven't prepared at all, and I mean at all! You browse through the chapters to cover and say to yourself, "Damn, 3 chapters... I can do this!", and you proceed to pour over the pages with the fluorescent light over the ceiling the entire night. Needless to say, most exams are scheduled during the early mornings, so you decide to skip precious sleep because by the time you are done, it would've been 5 in the morning. 3 more hours to the paper, "I'd better go get some coffee...".

Next thing you know, you are in uni/college, and you meet up with some friends. They gave an exclamation, "Man... did you not get enough sleep last night? You look like an 'Ailuropoda melanoleuca'. In short.....


Now let's see... pandas are cute aren't they? They are lazy, sleepy-looking most of the time, constantly eating.... darn, is that how we define cute anyway? By the way, has anyone seen Linx looking like a panda? I have, and there's even a photograph it!! Let's see, perhaps I am able to scan it once I get home and post it here... you liked her drawings, didn't you? Then you'd like her panda pic!!

Well, I'm sure she'd say I am the panda, not her. But if I were a panda, I'd look like this:

Doesn't this just remind of Saotome Genma from Ranma 1/2?

I like to DRAW!

Hiho, hiho! I've gotten complaints, so I'm here to rectify the situation!

I recall the days when I was in primary school, when we all had to attend drawing classes. Drawing is one of the things I just can never get right, no matter how hard I try! Even when I was in secondary school, drawing continued to be my weak link. Lately, I drew some squids, and seeing how I had improved, I decided to try it out on Linx as we were on MSN. Oh my, I do not think that anyone could have drawn worse than what the outcome of our mouse-driven drawings were:

That was only the 1st, there a few more to come as we pursued perfection in our drawings, but to no avail as the subsequent ones weren't any better, but perhaps a little more normal looking:

What do you think? You can draw better using a mouse and not a pencil? I considered the first one being a 'tortured frog' when it's supposed to be a guinea pig. Linx drew some smiling and evil guinea pigs as well. And then we tried our paws and smileys we saw on MSN, being 2 fat things dancing happily. And what was the outcome? Tada!
:D

Long time passing! (Hairstyles...)

Hello all! It's really been quite a while, and I feel irresponsible as the owner of this blog to have left it out of care for so long. Anyway, here's an appetizer for you. Recently (ok, not really recently cos it's been quite a while since I've kept it this way) my hairstyle looks really sharp! I sure you girls out there don't keep your's like mine, otherwise you'd cry! However, there was once when my mom cut her hair real short, and we stood together, she jokingly held me next to her and proudly exclaimed out loud, "Hello brother!". Wanna know how my hair looks like?

Exercise, anyone?

All right, I'm sure someone needs to do some hammy exercise once in a while. So, let's start.... 1, 2, 3.. and lift... repeat until you're out of breath.

WARNING: This form of exercise is only for furry cuties!

Hammy weighlifting

Cute Little One!

Spot 'em!

Can you spot how many doggies are there in the picture? :D

Mops

You know, I wonder how many of you girls out there that actually do housework. I know I do, although I'm not keen everytime. The only house chore I can boast of doing everyday (or at least whenever I'm home) is that I mop the kitchen floor everytime mom finishes cooking. I don't know how women can stand coming home from work and still do the housechores when they are most probably exhausted from dealing with people with masks at the office. Anyway, I love my mop right here....

The mystery guest!!!

Squeak!!! A warm greeting from Serene squeak after her long time of MIA......

p/s: for those who dont understand what MIA stands for... it is abbr of Missing In Action actually ;-)

so... today Serene are here to introduce the mystery furry guest here....

Opps.... the mystery guest of Serene is kinda shy.... so just showing the furry paw....

so the furry friends just be patient, k??

There you are... my friend... our mystery guest finally showing herself =D Anyway.... this is taken during her two months old....

Hi everyone, my name is Yuki... how are u furry guys doing??

The Best Guinea Wardrobe Of The Year.

the ikea inspired guinea

the Ashlee Simpson MismatcHed

and the strawberry shortcake flavoured guiNea (in case u are huNgry)



whicH do u like best??!
:P:P:P

Cute Kitten ^^