Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Shed your fat sides!!

Yo yo yo!! Been a while, and now I'm up to no good once again! Yeah, but this time I have something helpful. Indeed, to those fat squeaks out there, this will do you good! Now, you gotta fat tummy? Or perhaps a pair of fat sides? Maybe a fat face for a change (Ms Koo from the land of Oz), lol! Or you look something like this:
















Hoho! Then you need to try out some tips I have here. Ya, I exercise a lot on my hamster wheel (yes, ppl call me a guinea pig, but that doesn't mean I can't run on a hamster wheel, can I?). In fact, I tried on one of those in Fatness First. Here are 2 pics of hamster wheels with a difference:

Yeah, the wheel works in ridding you of your extra calories and energy, but it also drains you a lot, and you tend to feel dizzy after the running session (of course, you can always choose to walk). On the contrary, you might as well go out and take a stroll! And then, you might wanna try skipping the rope. Doesn't really work for me, I don't fancy hopping around, but you bunnies out there may like it (especially Serene, who's a bunny, lol). Ultimately, I think most of you either don't have the time, or you're just shy to go out and exercise in the gardens and public areas.

Look, here's the best idea. Go home, eat some snacks, turn on the tleevision to Celestial Channel, watch Wong Fei Hung and feel inspired, and assume this pose:

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

A matter of opinions.... or is it?

Awww..... now isn't this nice? A whole group of furry friends sitting together quietly, happily munching away at some grass or guinea seed, peacefully, slowly feeding.... see? Such serenity! (No, this has nothing to do with Serene, heh heh!) Everybody or at least 70% of the people you know likes to view cute and peaceful pictures. Rather than some horrid scene of people killing people, or people killing animals, or animals killing people... sincerely, which one do you prefer?



People killing animals? Here's a treat for you then:




















Damn, now ain't that a sight to behold? And you were eating chicken just the other day...

Or perhaps you'd prefer to see animals kill other animals?












Not sure if you got my point...

Friday, November 04, 2005

Can't Move Anymore


Mama mama...I can't move anymore...sob sob...