Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Shed your fat sides!!

Yo yo yo!! Been a while, and now I'm up to no good once again! Yeah, but this time I have something helpful. Indeed, to those fat squeaks out there, this will do you good! Now, you gotta fat tummy? Or perhaps a pair of fat sides? Maybe a fat face for a change (Ms Koo from the land of Oz), lol! Or you look something like this:
















Hoho! Then you need to try out some tips I have here. Ya, I exercise a lot on my hamster wheel (yes, ppl call me a guinea pig, but that doesn't mean I can't run on a hamster wheel, can I?). In fact, I tried on one of those in Fatness First. Here are 2 pics of hamster wheels with a difference:

Yeah, the wheel works in ridding you of your extra calories and energy, but it also drains you a lot, and you tend to feel dizzy after the running session (of course, you can always choose to walk). On the contrary, you might as well go out and take a stroll! And then, you might wanna try skipping the rope. Doesn't really work for me, I don't fancy hopping around, but you bunnies out there may like it (especially Serene, who's a bunny, lol). Ultimately, I think most of you either don't have the time, or you're just shy to go out and exercise in the gardens and public areas.

Look, here's the best idea. Go home, eat some snacks, turn on the tleevision to Celestial Channel, watch Wong Fei Hung and feel inspired, and assume this pose:

10 comments:

Linx said...

Oh wonderful!!!
Fat squeak here always execise wor.. but my fat sides doesn't seems to shrink geh?? >_<

Malicious said...

Well, you don't run for starters. You need to do cardio exercises to rid yourself opf the fat. It's called burning the fat. Don't just stretch. Don't then again, it's hard if you don't exercise and watch your diet everyday, that's why you are a fat squeak!! Haha

Linx said...

I watch my diet ler!! But once in a while must reward myself geh! Squeak Squeak Squeak!! I want maggi mee goreng! hehehehe..(imitating Reno) its ok to have little fat sides! But again I want to be pretty squeak wor!

Malicious said...

Then ar, no choice lo but to be pretty fat squeak, haha!! Js like the fat female guinea pigs with big and watery eyes!

Mandy said...

I think my dear is just nice! Don't always say that ler. =.=

Malicious said...

Ya, that's because Mandy is so slim!! Like...stick! Noooo.... don't kill me!

Linx said...

mandy can come belasah him this sat

Malicious said...

Sorry ar, I not at home this Sat ar, lol! Hoh hoh, so, the stick is gonna come over and belasah me with a stick, lol!

suerrealis said...

(refers to the last piccy) sucH an enderaing FaCe!! it just tickles me fuNnybOnes smIliNg at it (at the screen) with a daZed fOOlish lOOk that staYed for at least 7 mins. i call that theraphy. Happytheraphy...

Malicious said...

Happiness for Sue! Squeak!