When you're fat, ugly, and in need of someone to care for you...

Ah yes, it's time to kick back after a hard day's work at site and office alike. Lately, I am a little tired from all the running around I've been doing. I wish to be doing something technical, instead of administrative work, which I am oh so bored of. Where is the sense of having an engineer do so much paperwork and being responsible for an account? Argh, and not everyone is totally cooperative all the time. It's difficult being the middle man....

So, I've come up with some ways of having people pamper me! Yes, that is if you have that special someone to give you a massage where your tired arms and shoulders have been busy attending to all the repairing and commissioning the whole day.

Next, get that special someone to give you a big hug and a huge kiss on the cheek! That way, you'll not only be rejuvenated physically after the massage, you'll also feel emotionally assured! Good eh?Then at least, you'll be happy, like this big and chubby looking fellow below here. Ain't he smart looking? Well, do not despair, my 'not-attached' friends! Even if you do not have a significant other half to do all the pampering, fortunately you can DIY!! Go sit on the couch and watch TV if you wanna, but most importantly or rather more appropriately for you working class blokes, snuggle into your comfortable beds and dream off into neverland.... (oh, please don't end up in netherworld, just kidding!) ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.......