When you're fat, ugly, and in need of someone to care for you...

Ah yes, it's time to kick back after a hard day's work at site and office alike. Lately, I am a little tired from all the running around I've been doing. I wish to be doing something technical, instead of administrative work, which I am oh so bored of. Where is the sense of having an engineer do so much paperwork and being responsible for an account? Argh, and not everyone is totally cooperative all the time. It's difficult being the middle man....

So, I've come up with some ways of having people pamper me! Yes, that is if you have that special someone to give you a massage where your tired arms and shoulders have been busy attending to all the repairing and commissioning the whole day.

Next, get that special someone to give you a big hug and a huge kiss on the cheek! That way, you'll not only be rejuvenated physically after the massage, you'll also feel emotionally assured! Good eh?Then at least, you'll be happy, like this big and chubby looking fellow below here. Ain't he smart looking? Well, do not despair, my 'not-attached' friends! Even if you do not have a significant other half to do all the pampering, fortunately you can DIY!! Go sit on the couch and watch TV if you wanna, but most importantly or rather more appropriately for you working class blokes, snuggle into your comfortable beds and dream off into neverland.... (oh, please don't end up in netherworld, just kidding!) ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.......

Sickness strikes

The CNY season is over, and it's time the sickness haunted us for all the sinful meals we ate, along with all the soft drinks, peanuts, crackers and fried delicacies we so greedily consumed in times of 'prosperity' (which would refer to your tummy of course, for bulging out like a great big balloon after stuffing it with the above mentioned food stuff). Most of you will only fall sick with sore throat and flu after all the gluttony, but it worked otherwise for me. I had my cough 3 weeks ago, right before CNY week, oh bummer! I did not consume a lot of fried delicacies, neither did I eat a lot of nuts (ok, maybe some when I was visiting Serene during the weekend). Up till now, I am still coughing! Why? I took medication, although not prescribe from a doctor, bt it was good enough... and yet...

Heck, I even lost my voice last week, and my was it torturous! Everyone who heard my voice had a good laugh, that's for sure! Even I felt it was funny! Well, I was fed-up of restricting my diet when I still don't get any better, so I had a huge serving of vanilla ice cream on Wednesday (well, the menu says Vanilla milkshake, but it really looked more like ice cream)! But whenever we're ill, it is always nice to someone care for you, be it your mother, your father... even your fat sibling (Linx very manja me wan ar everytime I'm sick, haha)! If you have a significant other half, it will be very nice to include him/her in your list. That way, you can manja a lot like this poor dog here!

But then, what happens when both of you are sick at the same time? Probably either one of you got it from the other, lol! Hope you've had a great week!

Wealthy and healthy

Hello everyone! It's the 9th day of CNY, and I wish everyone a very prosperous and joyous CNY! I'm sure you ate a lot, played a lot, spent a lot, and pau a lot, played cards a lot, laughed a lot, guzzled beer a lot, slept a lot, chat a lot, and perhaps lazed a lot...

I know now what it means to be in the year of the pig once again, for all I seem to care about these days are sleeping, eating, playing...all the main traits which people seem to only see in pigs. I was pretty much content with the way things were for the past week, all but one thing that is. Now, I have transformed into this!

I hope you look the same too, so it's time to burn the fat and get back in shape, y'all!

Movement to Google account

Hi everybody! I've changed to using Google account from today onwards. It's alright...if you're too busy, you don't have to create a new account and leave all the postings to me, haha!

Looking good.... Or stupid??

You know, there were times I felt that I actually looked good. Yes, I can be narcissistic quite often. Then again, when I was in the hotel that day and saw the reflection from the glass door, I didn't really like what I saw. The side of my face, or rather my side profile was something I ain't proud of, especially when I have a bulging nose! However, according to the Chinese, having a big nose is actually good (but not big nostrils, sorry folks).

There were also times I try to make myself look good in front of the mirror, but no matter how I try, I look silly nevertheless! But at least I don't look as silly as this: Anyway, I can stand tall and proud, cos I've got what it takes, right? Yeah, that's what everyone should be believeing about themselves. It'll be a boost to ya' self esteem, mate! Do it like he does: Have a good future ahead!

Ailuropoda melanoleuca

Hi! You must be wondering which animal this scientific name refers to. No, don't go google it!! Allow me to give a brief explanation, or rather provide a description of this...mysterious name.

In fact, I can even use your appearance to describe it! Alright, here's the situation. You have an exam to sit for the next day, and you haven't prepared at all, and I mean at all! You browse through the chapters to cover and say to yourself, "Damn, 3 chapters... I can do this!", and you proceed to pour over the pages with the fluorescent light over the ceiling the entire night. Needless to say, most exams are scheduled during the early mornings, so you decide to skip precious sleep because by the time you are done, it would've been 5 in the morning. 3 more hours to the paper, "I'd better go get some coffee...".

Next thing you know, you are in uni/college, and you meet up with some friends. They gave an exclamation, "Man... did you not get enough sleep last night? You look like an 'Ailuropoda melanoleuca'. In short.....


Now let's see... pandas are cute aren't they? They are lazy, sleepy-looking most of the time, constantly eating.... darn, is that how we define cute anyway? By the way, has anyone seen Linx looking like a panda? I have, and there's even a photograph it!! Let's see, perhaps I am able to scan it once I get home and post it here... you liked her drawings, didn't you? Then you'd like her panda pic!!

Well, I'm sure she'd say I am the panda, not her. But if I were a panda, I'd look like this:

Doesn't this just remind of Saotome Genma from Ranma 1/2?

I like to DRAW!

Hiho, hiho! I've gotten complaints, so I'm here to rectify the situation!

I recall the days when I was in primary school, when we all had to attend drawing classes. Drawing is one of the things I just can never get right, no matter how hard I try! Even when I was in secondary school, drawing continued to be my weak link. Lately, I drew some squids, and seeing how I had improved, I decided to try it out on Linx as we were on MSN. Oh my, I do not think that anyone could have drawn worse than what the outcome of our mouse-driven drawings were:

That was only the 1st, there a few more to come as we pursued perfection in our drawings, but to no avail as the subsequent ones weren't any better, but perhaps a little more normal looking:

What do you think? You can draw better using a mouse and not a pencil? I considered the first one being a 'tortured frog' when it's supposed to be a guinea pig. Linx drew some smiling and evil guinea pigs as well. And then we tried our paws and smileys we saw on MSN, being 2 fat things dancing happily. And what was the outcome? Tada!
:D

Long time passing! (Hairstyles...)

Hello all! It's really been quite a while, and I feel irresponsible as the owner of this blog to have left it out of care for so long. Anyway, here's an appetizer for you. Recently (ok, not really recently cos it's been quite a while since I've kept it this way) my hairstyle looks really sharp! I sure you girls out there don't keep your's like mine, otherwise you'd cry! However, there was once when my mom cut her hair real short, and we stood together, she jokingly held me next to her and proudly exclaimed out loud, "Hello brother!". Wanna know how my hair looks like?

Exercise, anyone?

All right, I'm sure someone needs to do some hammy exercise once in a while. So, let's start.... 1, 2, 3.. and lift... repeat until you're out of breath.

WARNING: This form of exercise is only for furry cuties!

Hammy weighlifting

Cute Little One!

Spot 'em!

Can you spot how many doggies are there in the picture? :D

Mops

You know, I wonder how many of you girls out there that actually do housework. I know I do, although I'm not keen everytime. The only house chore I can boast of doing everyday (or at least whenever I'm home) is that I mop the kitchen floor everytime mom finishes cooking. I don't know how women can stand coming home from work and still do the housechores when they are most probably exhausted from dealing with people with masks at the office. Anyway, I love my mop right here....

The mystery guest!!!

Squeak!!! A warm greeting from Serene squeak after her long time of MIA......

p/s: for those who dont understand what MIA stands for... it is abbr of Missing In Action actually ;-)

so... today Serene are here to introduce the mystery furry guest here....

Opps.... the mystery guest of Serene is kinda shy.... so just showing the furry paw....

so the furry friends just be patient, k??

There you are... my friend... our mystery guest finally showing herself =D Anyway.... this is taken during her two months old....

Hi everyone, my name is Yuki... how are u furry guys doing??

The Best Guinea Wardrobe Of The Year.

the ikea inspired guinea

the Ashlee Simpson MismatcHed

and the strawberry shortcake flavoured guiNea (in case u are huNgry)



whicH do u like best??!
:P:P:P

Cute Kitten ^^

Blinking eyes

We Are The Champions!

Don't play-play.. we're the Olympic champions... of the Animal Kingdom!

I am the CHIMP-ion!

I believe I can flyyyy....

The winner will take on the (human) sumo wrestler!

May all who are obese be blessed...

Yes yes, I've been pretty busy these few weeks. I bet all of ya are on the verge of rallying outside the 'Malicous Office', demanding for a post at least! (Or not at all cos you're obviously not bothered from the response I get in my shouterbox, lol) Well, at least I'm gracious enough to key in '1' post a month, haha! Unlike 'SOME PEOPLE'. Imagine, the scenario:

1. You have 6 individuals in your team (I don't mind including the inactives. Thank me, Warren!!)
2. There is an average of 30 days in a month, which makes at least 30 chances of a post occurring per month).
3. Almost everyone of them has broadband (aside from Linx and I, that is.... but soon, soon we shall have it as well!! Argh!)
4. And the boss has hinted you guys to keep the place nice and tidy.

Well, aside from studying, I have been eating a little too much also. I haven't been exercising much lately, only traning once a week. I believe that if I totally skipped training, I'm gonna end up like my old pal, F(atso)ernando right here:
So, anyone interested in hooking up with me right now?? Eh, eh? C'mon, I ain't that bad altogether! You get a nice fat body to warm your feet every night by the fireplace...

Don't worry, Be Happy!

Oh yes I'm sure that most of you guys have heard of Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" song! If not, you can always get it from, I managed to source it from the Internet, lol... but anyways, it's a cute song! I get a lot of inspiration from it.

Enough of crapping (you know, craps is actually a game of dice! For more info on craps, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craps). These days, I'm really unhappy due to my final year project, I can't seem to get a simple thing to work even after trying to figure it out for 4 days or so. Rather disappointed. I used to be quite happy like these guinea pigs:













Then, after trying and trying and trying and not getting any results, I've become like these not-so-happy-guinea pigs...














I just hope my results don't get fried like these poor fellas here, haih....Nevertheless, if I were your guinea pig, would you love your pet and put this sign up in front of your door, or even make a sticker out of it and put it on your car rear screen?

The caption should be, "My no. 1 pet!"

March of the guinea pigs!

Yes, it's March, and it's the first update ever in a whole month! I apologise for having not done any updates for so long, but then again, neither did any of the other furry fellows! Hey, where have you all gone?

Here's the main theme:










Yes, that's the reason why I pretend to be a guinea pig and squeak at the lot of you, because I want god to love me!! Now let's see, what's your favourite color guinea pig? Oh, oooh, I like the brown one! Reminds me of Mimi. Speaking of colors, I once heard that purple is the color of gay (I think this only applies to guys, lol). Damn, I used to like pruple, until I found out, but I don't think it really reflects gayness, right furry mates? Yes, since God loves guiea pigs, we should all be celebrating!!















If I were a guinea pig, I think I like this position the best:


What? Come on, I'm a boar!