You gotta dog at home?

The picture feature today has absolutely no direct relation to the-land-of-cuteness-and-cuddly-animals-which-you-would-oh-so-like-to-cuddle-with-the-animal. Instead, here's a good idea of what to get when you have a dog someday! Of course, your dog should be at least something like this:

Yep! You wanna protect your house, you gotta have Shakma over here (note: Shakma was the name of a baboon (I think) in a movie self-titled, only catch is that Shakma went berserked and killed off its handlers, men and women alike). Then, you might wanna consider getting one of these:

You wanna piece of me, boy??