Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Contribution from Ms Koo of the land of Oz!

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?






2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.






3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!







4. Rottweiler: Make me.








5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.







6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!







7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.






8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.







9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!







10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.








11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."







12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?






13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...








14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.





How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
















"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

7 comments:

Malicious said...

Thanks for the piece. Who are you, by the way?

Mandy said...

Cute! ^^ But I don't think I can keep any. :(

Linx said...

haha..... creative!

CY said...

wow!! cute pics, I especially like the golden retriever ^_^
Oh, I hope no one click on that link posted by the 'anonymous' person. Those are spam comments, which I received a lot too nowadays, that's why I turned on the comment word filter in the settings to prevent them ;)

Linx said...

i am started to have em too in my Ah Weng blog..

Chen said...

Hahhahaha... very creative :)
Thumb up :D

Serene said...

hahaha.... Dachshund... it reminded me of the movie Johnny English... the Queen's pet...