You gotta dog at home?

The picture feature today has absolutely no direct relation to the-land-of-cuteness-and-cuddly-animals-which-you-would-oh-so-like-to-cuddle-with-the-animal. Instead, here's a good idea of what to get when you have a dog someday! Of course, your dog should be at least something like this:

Yep! You wanna protect your house, you gotta have Shakma over here (note: Shakma was the name of a baboon (I think) in a movie self-titled, only catch is that Shakma went berserked and killed off its handlers, men and women alike). Then, you might wanna consider getting one of these:

You wanna piece of me, boy??

Fatness First!

I like fat animals!!!! No, it doesn't have anything to do with fat girls, lolz! Not that I'm being discriminant. Just emphasizing, so that you won't say, "No wonder your ex-girlfriend looks the way she does!!". Seals are one such example. I mean, they can weigh up to a tonne or so (correct me if I'm wrong). Perhaps they go to 'Fatness First'...

"Yo dude, you talking about me??!!"

And so, how do you get fat easily? Eat a lot? I know of some fellows who eat way more than I do, but they never seem to go fat. High metabolic rate? Perhaps, either that or they work out a lot. Then the fat should turn to muscles right?

I guess it's sleeping a lot. Yeah, with the mouth wide open so that all the saliva may flow into an endless stream of gooey fluids! Way to go, fatty!

Baby Panda

Contribution from Ms Koo of the land of Oz!

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?






2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.






3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!







4. Rottweiler: Make me.








5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.







6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!







7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.






8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.







9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!







10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.








11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."







12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?






13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...








14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.





How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
















"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

Cute + Funny = Furry???

Wee.... these pics i had get it from my email... just here to share with the furry gang:

MightyHumster... well wonder why their called it "Humsters" instead of Hamster... imagine that these hamsters really that do all these kind of activity... ah haah.. that's why the japanese have this anime named "Hamtaro"... ^^

The fur Family!! Miao miao.... u... sleepy babe... dont split all the saliva onto my face la... ~~miao miao miao *sweat* ~_<"

Offsprings

Hey, it's me again!

Yes, don't let the furry and harmless look fool you. You'd never know when they strike and lunge at you. I mean, you've seen in the tv programme, When Animals Attack!, haven't you? I was totally shocked when the seemingly harmless bear sitting next to the woman suddenly decided to hurl the woman around like a toy!








Sometimes you watch a documentary on NGC or Discovery Channel, you can't help but wonder when you see one of these, "How the heck did they become so bloody violent when they look so cute?!!". So innocent and playful, you wanna tease it all day long! Then again, see them again a year later and you change your mind about trying to go near it to cuddle or play.

But anyway, just appreciate nature from afar, and I guarantee your opinion about them will stay the same.