How I get my Kicksss

Srsly, you've never felt the joy of tapau-ing, especially when you're in top form, and you kickss are fast like crazy! Ok, maybe not that fast, but tricking is important in helping your kickss land in. Sure, I've been kicked many times, on my head, my face, my mouth....even where the sun don't shine. I tell you, it is this kind of kicks that you don't wanna get. Even for a seasoned person like *ehem* myself, I get kicked 'where it matters' once in a while, and it ain't no walk in the park....this usually happens when you're partnered with guys who are about to go into seniorhood, and they tend to be very aggresive during sparring. As seniors, we are not compelled to strike them that hard, so we have to restrict our offense. First thing you know, you're toying with them, next thing that happens *pap* your groin hurts, your stomache hurts, your pride is shattered!!

So, I learnt my lessons not to employ high kicks the first thing in an attack combo. You'd never know if your opponent might decide to give you a lower front kick which tends to land on the wrong places. These days, a few trick punches do the trick in distracting attention. You follow up with a killer high kick to the face like this:

That is of course, if your opponent ain't too tall, otherwise vice versa might happen! You don't wanna look like this in front of your master... ya...rly.

O RLY?

After having seen a meme page for the movie 300, I came across the Internet Slang, which was forwarded to me by Marvin. But firstly, please find the link for the meme, which provided me with much laughter, and sharing it with some other people caused even more laughter!

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/2209617.html?page=2

One of the pictures had Xerxes putting his godlike hands on Leonidas' shoulder. Midway, an owl appears and says "O RLY?", and Xerxes says "Ya RLY". I suppose this what prompted Marvin to check out the slang O RLY on Wikipedia, which churned out 3 other slangs, being Ya RLY, NO WAI, and SRSLY. Check it out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_RLY%3F

If you're too lazy to read, here's a summary:

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Hi people, I am up to my Malicious self once again, but this time, you shan't find any pictures intact with this post. What's come to the world, you say? Nothing much I'd say. Everyday, many occurences take place, so what difference would it make if I said that the world has changed? The world changes daily, so there is no significance in having me tell you that the world is not the same as it was before. Here's a Q&A session:

Q: How many people have you tapau-ed since you started your streak of wins?
A: Let's see...1,2,3...4,5,6...7!

Lucky number seven, eh? Lost? Call 1800-666-GOT-LOST, heh heh! There are 2 possibilities that may take place when you dial that number:

1. I'd pick up, tell you what that meant (if you don't already know) and we'll all be happy and gay.
2. *operator sound in the background saying* "Nombor yang anda dail, tidak ada dalam perkhidmatan. The number you have dialled, is not in service".

The latter will most probably take place...