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How To Clean Your Toilet

Hey Guys! Someone send this to me and I nearly laughed my head off while reading it. Have fun and enjoy!

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Rabbits

The truth is out there.....

Can't you see the bloody resemblance??

The so called panda dog is actually a chow chow. When I first saw the pic, I knew on the spot, but I just couldn't take it with you gals thinking it's really a dog that looks like a panda, lol!! Those Japanese memang nothing else to do, go and color the poor dog black and white... pity the dog. It's supposed to be brown, or totally black. I saw a couple of em' last year nearby Jun Wei's neighbourhood. With which, I am reminded that we both saw a Chow Chow at the pet shop at Tmn Megah, and it kept barking at us cos we laughed at it being fat. Surprisingly, it knew, an it kep staring at us as we walked away... we spied on it 5 minutes later, and it still spotted us... damn!

Roborovski Hamsters

I saw these cutie little one at Mid Valley's Pet Shop. Stand there and looked at them for soem time.

The Roborovski Hamster originates from Western and Eastern Mongolia and Northern China. Roborovski Hamsters were imported into the UK in the 1960s by London Zoo but the present UK stock was imported from Holland in 1990. Roborovski Hamsters were later imported into the USA and are now available as pets in many countries.

The Roborovski Hamster is the smallest of the hamster species kept as pets, being only around 4-5 cm in length. The natural colour is sandy-gold over the back with a white belly and distinctive white "eyebrows" which gives them a very appealing appearance although other varities exist.

Roborovski Hamsters are extremely active and fast and so are not widely kept as a pet as they are much more difficult to handle than the other species of Dwarf Hamster. This makes them unsuitable pets for children who want a pet they can hold and play with but are a fascinating pet for those who prefer simply to observe, particularly when given a large and interesting environment in which to live. Roborovski Hamsters are, however, of very good temperament and rarely nip.

As Roborovski Hamsters are not a suitable pet for children they are rarely seen in pet shops but can be obtained from specialist hamster breeders in various countries.

The average lifespan of the Roborovski Hamster is 3-3½ years although they can live longer.

Taken from http://www.petwebsite.com/hamsters/roborovski_hamsters.htm

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Friends you keep for life

Yes, I'm the brown one, Warren's the black one! Yo dude, if you ever read this, take it as a compliment k? Better be thankful I ain't posting a pic that shows something vulgar with a ring attached to it not too long ago, lolz! Ok, I'm a dead man walking!!

I remember the time when we were in Form 1, and you made so much noise that that Pn Chan made us stand up throughout the whole class!! Lol, that was actually very funny, thinking back, and I scolded you for dragging me into the mess. I miss those days a lot, and they'd most probably won't come around anymore... but we'll remain best buddies forever, even though we might have end up in different continents and pursuing different goals in life, and that I'm FAIR and you're BLACK, lolz. You take care man... I'll see the piercing on your nipple when you return next month and you can show me the video again...sick!

Smiling Doggy

Hehehe...

buNniE wuNnies

beeN keepiNg thEse cute iCkle* critteRs in my piCcy foldeRs, tiMe to let theM out to *hoP hoppIng around
(take note the amouNt of effort they tOOk to Look gOod on filM - niCe kohl eyeliner!) lol!

buNnieS : `~ bUNniEs ~.-bunNiEs :: *-

Cute Little One

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