We Are The Champions!

Don't play-play.. we're the Olympic champions... of the Animal Kingdom!

I am the CHIMP-ion!

I believe I can flyyyy....

The winner will take on the (human) sumo wrestler!

May all who are obese be blessed...

Yes yes, I've been pretty busy these few weeks. I bet all of ya are on the verge of rallying outside the 'Malicous Office', demanding for a post at least! (Or not at all cos you're obviously not bothered from the response I get in my shouterbox, lol) Well, at least I'm gracious enough to key in '1' post a month, haha! Unlike 'SOME PEOPLE'. Imagine, the scenario:

1. You have 6 individuals in your team (I don't mind including the inactives. Thank me, Warren!!)
2. There is an average of 30 days in a month, which makes at least 30 chances of a post occurring per month).
3. Almost everyone of them has broadband (aside from Linx and I, that is.... but soon, soon we shall have it as well!! Argh!)
4. And the boss has hinted you guys to keep the place nice and tidy.

Well, aside from studying, I have been eating a little too much also. I haven't been exercising much lately, only traning once a week. I believe that if I totally skipped training, I'm gonna end up like my old pal, F(atso)ernando right here:
So, anyone interested in hooking up with me right now?? Eh, eh? C'mon, I ain't that bad altogether! You get a nice fat body to warm your feet every night by the fireplace...

Don't worry, Be Happy!

Oh yes I'm sure that most of you guys have heard of Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" song! If not, you can always get it from, I managed to source it from the Internet, lol... but anyways, it's a cute song! I get a lot of inspiration from it.

Enough of crapping (you know, craps is actually a game of dice! For more info on craps, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craps). These days, I'm really unhappy due to my final year project, I can't seem to get a simple thing to work even after trying to figure it out for 4 days or so. Rather disappointed. I used to be quite happy like these guinea pigs:













Then, after trying and trying and trying and not getting any results, I've become like these not-so-happy-guinea pigs...














I just hope my results don't get fried like these poor fellas here, haih....Nevertheless, if I were your guinea pig, would you love your pet and put this sign up in front of your door, or even make a sticker out of it and put it on your car rear screen?

The caption should be, "My no. 1 pet!"

March of the guinea pigs!

Yes, it's March, and it's the first update ever in a whole month! I apologise for having not done any updates for so long, but then again, neither did any of the other furry fellows! Hey, where have you all gone?

Here's the main theme:










Yes, that's the reason why I pretend to be a guinea pig and squeak at the lot of you, because I want god to love me!! Now let's see, what's your favourite color guinea pig? Oh, oooh, I like the brown one! Reminds me of Mimi. Speaking of colors, I once heard that purple is the color of gay (I think this only applies to guys, lol). Damn, I used to like pruple, until I found out, but I don't think it really reflects gayness, right furry mates? Yes, since God loves guiea pigs, we should all be celebrating!!















If I were a guinea pig, I think I like this position the best:


What? Come on, I'm a boar!

Bad Hair Day!

Got my hair permed, now I understand the true meaning of "Bad Hair". Was in a rush the other day, so off I went shopping at Tesco without putting on any hair spray..lol looking like a crazy lion walking in the crowd. Guys and gals stared on...

Well... believe me, if you decide to get your hair permed make sure you have the time to manage it! Don't wanna look like them do ya??

Alternatively you can try putting on a cap! lolz!!

Need someone to listen to you? I'm all ears!!

It appears to me that not a lot of people know how to listen properly these days. Yes it's true, the hear what you're saying, but they may not be listening. Take me for example, when I'm occupied with something important to me, I may respond to you when you say something, but I may not be actually registering what you said in my mind, and just somehow, some random crap actually comes outta my mouth and answers! Linx suffers from this dillema all the time, and in the end, I'm the one who gets it after all! Btw, have you even noticed just how large some people's ears are? Take this one for example:

Yeah, I know a person who actually had ears that resembled that of a monkey's. Now now, no names will be mentioned here, but I think Sue might know who I'm talking about, along with Chee Lay, Thomas, etc. Wait a minute, Sue doesn't know because I never told her, but I believe she knows that person.

Ok, enough of that. And then there's Dumbo, the elephant fly! Ms Koo from the land of Oz just loves it, being the chief reason she fell in love with elephants in the first place!

Awww, now ain't that a cute feller? I remember watching Dumbo over and over and over again when I was still a kid. I found D (short for Dumbo here) very adorable (not ugly) especially when it came out of the sheets that the storks dropped. So cuddly! Now Ms Koo from the land of Oz, make sure you keep that elephant soft toy clean and nice ya! And then there's rabbits. When it comes to ears, you can never escape the term....

RABBITS!
I have always wondered, why it doesn't hurt them to hold them by their ears, solely due to the memory of a neighbour of mine when I lived in Ampang as a child who tried to carry good ol' Mimi (my long dead guinea pig) by its ears!! Man, it squeaked like it never squeaked before! And for all reasons, it squeaked in absolute pain!! We quickly reached out and grabbed Mimi back before its fat body could tear from its ears and dropped to the ground with a thud. Hmm, speaking of which, no matter how large, cavies will always have these kind of ears.....

Pride moment

Yeah..... Serene had receive this bear bear on 26 Nov 2005....


Feel so nice to hold the bear.... lol

Alright.... i wish my furry friends especially malicious will receive this bear bear soon... ;)

Shed your fat sides!!

Yo yo yo!! Been a while, and now I'm up to no good once again! Yeah, but this time I have something helpful. Indeed, to those fat squeaks out there, this will do you good! Now, you gotta fat tummy? Or perhaps a pair of fat sides? Maybe a fat face for a change (Ms Koo from the land of Oz), lol! Or you look something like this:
















Hoho! Then you need to try out some tips I have here. Ya, I exercise a lot on my hamster wheel (yes, ppl call me a guinea pig, but that doesn't mean I can't run on a hamster wheel, can I?). In fact, I tried on one of those in Fatness First. Here are 2 pics of hamster wheels with a difference:

Yeah, the wheel works in ridding you of your extra calories and energy, but it also drains you a lot, and you tend to feel dizzy after the running session (of course, you can always choose to walk). On the contrary, you might as well go out and take a stroll! And then, you might wanna try skipping the rope. Doesn't really work for me, I don't fancy hopping around, but you bunnies out there may like it (especially Serene, who's a bunny, lol). Ultimately, I think most of you either don't have the time, or you're just shy to go out and exercise in the gardens and public areas.

Look, here's the best idea. Go home, eat some snacks, turn on the tleevision to Celestial Channel, watch Wong Fei Hung and feel inspired, and assume this pose:

A matter of opinions.... or is it?

Awww..... now isn't this nice? A whole group of furry friends sitting together quietly, happily munching away at some grass or guinea seed, peacefully, slowly feeding.... see? Such serenity! (No, this has nothing to do with Serene, heh heh!) Everybody or at least 70% of the people you know likes to view cute and peaceful pictures. Rather than some horrid scene of people killing people, or people killing animals, or animals killing people... sincerely, which one do you prefer?



People killing animals? Here's a treat for you then:




















Damn, now ain't that a sight to behold? And you were eating chicken just the other day...

Or perhaps you'd prefer to see animals kill other animals?












Not sure if you got my point...

Can't Move Anymore

Mama mama...I can't move anymore...sob sob...

Making up

Well, the first kind of making up would refer to the picture . I don't understand why they'd bothered with putting on these kind of cream and perfectly fine cucumber (when you can feed guinea pigs more of these and make them pee more wetting their newspaper covers), and I never will, since I don't do so, lol! Anyway, if so many people were to do it (yes, that includes men, I've seen it!), it must work to beautify. And wholla, the end result may be stunning! Yeap, then you get to sing 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story.


Then there's applying lipstick, the most crucial part in making up.... I remember watching Kung Fu Hustle, and the 'Ah Chan' was applying lipstick when her building shook and caused her to literally scribble her side of her mouth. Well, you may also recall that your younger brother always stole your lipstick and applied it secretly, pretending to be a girl (that is if you're a girl, and you have a younger bro). Flashback to the scene in the movie 'The Hot Chick'. Go watch if you haven't, laughed my sides till it hurt.

The end result after a series of make up:


















Ain't I pretty??

As for the second type of making up.... well, let's just keep it out of this blog, lol! Kruk Kruk Kruk!

Animals

Someone just sent me this via the email and I find this Chicken Pix really meaningful!! Come one guys! Chicken have life too. so don't just pity the cute furry animal like rabbit if they are being targeted and eaten...

Lolz.. this one is cracked me up!

Lord of the Elongate?

Though it has nothing to do with fur, hair, bulu or what so ever....but I find it rather cute! OK, ever wonder how a snail cross over a hole? I mean BIG hole here! Check it out Folks!


Ah Snail: "Lala..la.lalala.. What's this?? A hole? "


Ah Snail: "Snail shall not pass?? Hmmp!"


Ah Snail: "Come on My precious! STRETCH!!"


Ah Snail: "Suck ON My precious!!!"


Ah Snail: "Stupid fat shell!"


Ah Snail: "Gasp!"


Ah Snail: "I can't carry it anymore!! Where is my Ah Sam"


Ah Snail: ":D "

Special Security Force...

yeah.... enjoy the security force ^^

Bunny Blues

haha..... shall I declare today is Bunny day??
ahahaha..... too much of crap here...

anyway.... this one i found it in my email just here to share with our furry gang here ^^

Feeling GREEN?

Feeling bored? Sad? unhappy?
Look at the frog friend...
There u go! SMILE!
Forget about the bad stuff, be happy! Life is short ya know?

The way to make friends!

Gaze from afar

Get the nerves to walk up and say Hi

Start sharing some 'dark' secrets

Finally, you both will be the best of friends!

Sigh, if only life is that simple....

You gotta dog at home?

The picture feature today has absolutely no direct relation to the-land-of-cuteness-and-cuddly-animals-which-you-would-oh-so-like-to-cuddle-with-the-animal. Instead, here's a good idea of what to get when you have a dog someday! Of course, your dog should be at least something like this:

Yep! You wanna protect your house, you gotta have Shakma over here (note: Shakma was the name of a baboon (I think) in a movie self-titled, only catch is that Shakma went berserked and killed off its handlers, men and women alike). Then, you might wanna consider getting one of these:

You wanna piece of me, boy??

Fatness First!

I like fat animals!!!! No, it doesn't have anything to do with fat girls, lolz! Not that I'm being discriminant. Just emphasizing, so that you won't say, "No wonder your ex-girlfriend looks the way she does!!". Seals are one such example. I mean, they can weigh up to a tonne or so (correct me if I'm wrong). Perhaps they go to 'Fatness First'...

"Yo dude, you talking about me??!!"

And so, how do you get fat easily? Eat a lot? I know of some fellows who eat way more than I do, but they never seem to go fat. High metabolic rate? Perhaps, either that or they work out a lot. Then the fat should turn to muscles right?

I guess it's sleeping a lot. Yeah, with the mouth wide open so that all the saliva may flow into an endless stream of gooey fluids! Way to go, fatty!